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The guest list is shorter than my patience. Apparently, loyalty is a rare commodity this season. Or maybe people just hate the way I decorate.
Capone is explaining the getaway route for the tenth time. Moxie is currently calculating how much faster the sedan goes if she just ignores the brakes entirely.
Pinstripes don't hide the fact that Iβm currently stuck on a boat with people who can't even tie their own shoes. Leadership is mostly just heavy sighing.
Capone is allergic to sloppy work, and Duke has never been good at being messy. A quiet evening in the city for people who hate loud neighbors.
Watching her work is like watching a cat play with a string. Except the string is a human ego and she never misses. I just hope she doesn't drop the silk dress in the puddle.
My ears are ringing and the vault is still too quiet. If anyone asks, I was busy rearranging my jewelry collection. Don't look at the mess.
Rocco is sweating through his turtleneck again. At least the vault is open, even if he did manage to trip over his own tail twice in the process.
Capone is currently debating if Bellaβs breathing is louder than the city traffic. It is.
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